Nerd Smut

Look. I’m a writer. I don’t plot in advance, I just write. Sometimes, bad things happen. Like… whatever these are.

For the record, I am not saying that smut is bad. I am saying that how I do smut is bad.

If you’re looking for Earthquake Kitten Kiss, it’s now with the rest of the Beaks books Because it’s more crime than smut.

Savaged by Systemd

an Erotic Unix Encounter

Savaged by Systemd coverContent warning: yes, this is explicit erotica. For a very, very narrow target audience.

Not your normal Friday night in the computer room.

Not a normal night anywhere.

Terry is the archetypal old-school Unix admin, nurturing servers with care and precision while avoiding the latest trendy garbage. KDE and Gnome on a server? Nope, if you need a GUI use FVWM.

The latest trend Terry refuses? One adopted almost everywhere? Systemd, the replacement init.

So Systemd comes for Terry.

Wearing skin-tight leather pants.

No, not a normal night in the computer room at all…

(Satirical IT erotica)
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